OH! Serious Question!!!

So I have a gay issue. Both literally and figuratively, my gaydar is totally wack thanks to my friend Olivia, that lame bitch XD.

In 9th grade it was awesome my targets were all somehow gay. In 10th grade it worked for the most part, except I thought Olivia was gay. No, I knew she was, she screamed "I LIKE GIRLS" on my 'dar. But did I believe my instinct? Of course not. So I conveinced myself she wasn't because she would have told someone. I mean, she was all about fucking guys in 8th and 9th grade. So if she switched to girls, I think she would have said something. But of course she didn't, that bitch XD. So then after changing my entire thought process, it turns out she is gay. I almost killed some one. Just saying. So after being around her basically the whole year and telling myself I was wrong. It turns out she is.

So she made me break my gaydar, after that it was all jacked. Like when there was a question about Karen I don't even remember when, I had no idea. She appeared once before on my 'dar, but I ruled it as a false reading. But I was like OMG I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. That's when I knew it was jacked.

Now this wasn't really an issue, until I realized I liked girls. So my past 2 years (almost) have been of me crushing on girls I think that read as 'I like girls' turn out to be straight as a damned stick. I mean wtf. That's really lame.

Stupid Olivia! It's such a drag crushing on the straights.

Anyways, my question is:

Do you guys have ANY ideas as to how I could fix my gaydar?

Anything will be appreciated! :D



P.S. Despite all my negative comments about Olivia, I love that chick, she's a BAMF!