Flirty flirt

Ha ha! (Triumphant Ha, ha!)

So there is this girl on tumblr that I have a tumblr crush on, only. I don't do the long distance thing, even if I did have a chance with this girl.

Her self-esteem has been wavering and she never sees any love from her followers.

So I decided to compliment her and to tell her something that is awesome about her. I did it on 3 separate occasions and the first time no one said anything after our her and I's anonymous conversation(me being anonymous and all). The second time someone complimented her after the girl and I spoke.

Yesterday, I straight up flirted with her, I turned on some of my charm. Yeah, I didn't know I could do that either XD I just wrote in my highly educated vocabulary that makes the english language so much sexier. And then I said something in italian, because italian is such a romantic language(and I personally love speaking it, even though I haven't a clue what I'm saying) and we had a foreign language conversation.

You know what? I'm just going to copy and past XD Much easier and faster than explaining what happened.

Totally ignore my second message, because I wasn't sure if I wanted to flirt or not XD and I was trying to sound like not myself XD



You have the most kissable lips I've ever seen!

Anonymous
How random! :O Is this the same anon from yesterday?

Nope, I'm a different anon.

Anonymous
Hmmm well thank you. What brought that up?

I became extremely excited when I found your 'next page' button after searching for it for about a 3 minutes. And by extremely excited, I mean I spazzed out and clicked it a million times and it ended up on a page with a picture of you and my first thought was, my god is she gorgeous! My next thoughts were, wow, those piercing blue eyes and her lips are so luscious and kissable! Yup.

Anonymous
o//o I’m flattered. Uh thank you? And I am glad you found my “next” button!

Piercing blue eyes? Ohisee.

I was going to go with gorgeous blue eyes, but I would have felt redundant. Plus, there's an entire spectrum of adjectives at my fingers because of how amazing they actually are.

Anonymous
You are quite the charmer, it seems. Why are you on anonymous?

It just adds to the mystery and allure of these messages, don't you think?

Anonymous
I suppose. Do you know me? The mystery freaks me out!

I like to know things.

I will leave it be though. I suppose it’s nice to have a mystery compliment-giving anon.

Unfortunately no, I've never had the great pleasure of meeting you.

Anonymous
I like the way you talk.

Why, thank you signorina.

Anonymous
Signorina? Parlez-vous l’italie?

If only I could, it's a language I love to speak, however only context clues and my knowledge of the Spanish language allow me to partially understand what I say and read.

Anonymous
Parlez-vous espagnol?!

Mi primer idioma, señorita.

Anonymous
Qui est?

I then I said like, Te lo prometo, bellissima.

and she didn't reply, because our conversation had been long enough XD You never want to bore your followers with pure messages.



Not my shining moment, but it was fine XD I was actually going to something way more impressive in spanish, but I had to make sure google translate would know what I was saying, and if I wrote in my way, it wouldn't sound correct.

Yeah. I was feeling sort of confident XD

Anyways, she's the first person I try to flirt with in a really long time.