My type? Wat?

Apparently I'm an ass person. I am so unbelievably turned on by a girl if they have a nice firm ass and it's a nice medium size. If I can grab on to it and am able to squeeze it, umf. If they are tan. Dear baby jesus some one help them. Because I will immediately picture them naked. If there is a girl with a firm ass, good curves, has a pretty face, and is tan. I am a goner. I mean, they can be white, but it's not the same. I'm still attracted, I'm just not head over heels drooling. e It's so weird knowing my type. But knowing me, I'll probably find my true love to be someone who is totally teh opposite. So weird. And if they have tattoo's and piercings. I'm done for. If it's tastefully done, of course. If it's tacky and ugly, I'm out. Instant turn off. That's soo typical for me to say, but hey. I like em that way. As long as they have at least a+ boobs I'm good. They have to be enough for me to feel and squeeze. Doesn't have to be a good squeeze, but just enough for it to be possible.